Someday I'll be dignified and old

"Well my friends say that I deceive myself

And that I contradict myself

And I can't say if they're right

But I'm not ashamed

Oh I can take a challenge

And so I won't die

Someday I'll be dignified and old

I know it" - The Modern Lovers, "Dignified and Old"

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It’s like if you took Paul Rudd and stretched his face out in all four directions.
Jawad’s description of John Corbett’s face is eerily spot-on

Carrie just flushed most of a pack of cigarettes down the toilet I HATE when people in tv and movies do shit like that do you know how much they COST jfc

tawny:

tawny:

ok i think he finally gave it up, sorry this got really disgusting

BESTIALITY DUDE ON TINDER: A MASTERPOST

for malkmusinthemiddle, because if you have to ask if you’ve seen this post, you haven’t seen this post

  • Aidan to Carrie as he pulls away: I can taste that cigarette.
  • Me: Taste my asshole

Aidan was always terrible and annoying but omg after those fucking Walgreen’s ads my intolerance has completely skyrocketed GO AWAY AIDAN GOD

She is given horrible lines, and just fucking sells the shit out of it. I love Lady Sybil, like, with all of my heart.
Jason Mantzoukas, on Jessica Brown Findlay’s (Lady Sybil from Downton Abbey) performance in Winter’s Tale (via picklesandwine)

this-sharknado-loves-you:

this-sharknado-loves-you:

I remembered somewhat how dumb this Sex and the City ep about Carrie dating ~a bisexual~ was but omgggg it’s soooo over the top

They literally say like “it’s greedy” and “pick a side” and Miranda’s like “well you have to stop dating him”

Carrie just referred to the guy’s “lack of sexual orientation”

She was less thrown by John Slattery wanting her to pee on him!

this-sharknado-loves-you:

I remembered somewhat how dumb this Sex and the City ep about Carrie dating ~a bisexual~ was but omgggg it’s soooo over the top

They literally say like “it’s greedy” and “pick a side” and Miranda’s like “well you have to stop dating him”

Carrie just referred to the guy’s “lack of sexual orientation”

I remembered somewhat how dumb this Sex and the City ep about Carrie dating ~a bisexual~ was but omgggg it’s soooo over the top

They literally say like “it’s greedy” and “pick a side” and Miranda’s like “well you have to stop dating him”